Scolding him on who the remote belongs to.

Mommy, why is daddy getting an eyebrow piercing?

 

Because he's drunk at the moment.
Mommy, why is there 20 cats in our backyard?

 

Because daddy and I are divorced and now I am a cat lady.

Mommy, why is daddy getting a world record certificate for most piercings?

 

Because he thinks he's still young enough to be hip, not in need of a hip replacement.

Mommy, why is daddy bleeding?

 

Because we're sacrificing him to our great lord, Satan.

Mommy, why is daddy walking on babies?

 

Because we're sacrificing them to our great lord, Satan.

Mommy, why doesn't daddy come around anymore?

 

Because he's dead

Mommy, why did daddy break his neck?

 

I'm pretty sure the person who started this thread wasn't a "daddy"

Mommy, why did daddy do drugs

 

I don't know
Mommy, why did daddy not donate to my island on skyblock.net?

 

Because daddy doesn't care.
Mommy, why did daddy hide dead bodies in the closet?

 

Because they loved senpai...

Mommy, why did daddy stare at the waitress in the restaurant?

 

Mommy, why did daddy noc all over me.

 

Because he thinks we're violent.

Mommy, why does daddy fart so much?

 

Because he is gassy

Mummy, when daddy jumped off the rough, why didn't he fly?

 

Because he's stupid

MUM WHY DID DaDDY EAT MY FRENCH FRIESS

 

Because he was hungry ;t

Mummy, when daddy when to the funeral, why didn't he come back?

 

um um um well child....

Mummy, why did daddy.... oh wait....

 

Rip

Mummy, when is daddy coming back?

 

ummmmmmm









NEVERRR

Mummy, why is daddy never coming back?

 

Well child, may your father rip.

Mum, what does rip mean?