Suffocated. Monkeys suck. Would you rather bathe a homeless person (and not a good looking one) or suck their toe for 1 second?
Pizza Hut, I guess. Maybe don't use external links like that.... Kinda hard to know where they go. Would you rather jump naked into a glacier lake, or climb a mountain covered in snow (not one that people are impressed by)?
Both are cold, but I'm gonna have to say jump into a glacier lake naked. Just because I hate snow and dont care lol. Anywho, Would you rather be naked 24/7 or everyone but you was naked 24/7
Be naked 24/7. I'm basically a nudist anyway. Would you rather suck my left big toe or my right big toe?
Are you naked at that time? And, at least 2 years older? Jk ROFL I think my right foot gets in more trouble than my left, so, left toe. Would you rather share socks, or underwear?
Wear a fedora. Would you rather have a live spider walk all over your face, or have bees cover your hand.
Spider. Significantly less aggressive than bees can be. Well, depends on the spider.... I'd rather a tarantula than a black widow or brown recluse, all things considered. Would you rather have to watch (in completion) HEYEAYEA song or Nyan Cat? These are the 24 hour versions.
Nyan cat because it's easier to ignore it since it doesn't really change. Would you rather have donald trumps money or be able to morph into things. (like jake the dog off Adventure time).
Be able to morph into things, so I can earn money by amazing people. Would you rather have a gum that's taste never runs out, or a lollipop that never runs out.
A gum. Would you rather stay at home for the rest of your life and never get out or leave your house and never come back? (Whithout finding another home where to stay)
Stay at home because that's what I do everyday now. Would you rather have ironman's suit, or hulk's powers?
Iron Man. It can be hard to find a pair of pants that actually fit right.... Would you rather be unable to get less than 8 hours sleep every night (you just pass out 8 hours before you need to be awake again) or never sleep again at all?
Unable to get less than 8 hours. Not sleeping can kill you, plus, I like sleep. Would you rather have only a computer or a phone?
Computer. Games aren't good enough on mobile. Would you rather get by without any education at all, or go to some kind of school for the rest of your life?
Go to school for the rest of my life. Would you rather not be able to wash your clothes or buy new ones, or be able to wash them, but have to wear the same thing everyday.
Wash but wear the same same thing everyday... the new Ben 10. Would you rather eat a Slug, or have a Slug eat you.
Be eaten, but only by a slug big enough to eat me in one go. Tiny slugs could only take bits and pieces. Slugs can't chew, so I'll just bide my time and then pop out of it like a stripper in a cake. Only covered in gross. Would you rather live in a feedlot for a full day, with the cows, or have to personally kill every one of them as they are processed, as long as it takes to do the job? (Thousands of cows can be in one of these yards at a time. Edit: This is what I get for replying at work.... Slugs apparently have about 27,000 teeth and can bite, and chew. I'm still gonna go with the big one, but my plan for bursting out might not go as planned.
Live in one for a day. I wouldn't want blood on my outfit, too difficult to wash. Would you rather have the claws of a cat or the senses of a dog