(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum) A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said "No, we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold And it's fresh And it’s all home-made. Can I get you glass?" The duck said, “I’ll pass.” Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum Bum da-dum) The duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said "No, like I said yesterday, We just sell lemonade. OK? Why not give it a try?" The duck said, "Goodbye." Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, "Look, this is getting old. I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go?" The duck said, “How 'bout, no.” Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said, "THAT’S IT! If you don’t stay away, Duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck. So don’t get to close!" The duck said, "Adios." Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum) When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?" "What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I– oh!" And one more question for you; "Got any grapes?" (Bum bum bum, bum bum bum) And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. He started to laugh. He laughed for a while. He said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes So you won’t have to ask anymore.” So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes. He gave one to the duck and the duck said, “Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think this store... Do you think this store... Do you think this store...has any… lemonade?” (Fading) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Lemonade
duck walked up to a corner store and he said to the woman running the store HEY! Got any grapes? The woman said no it’s a corner store I mean grapes aren’t really what we’re known for. We’ve got some grape drinks. The duck said They kinda stink Then he waddled away Till the very next day When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store HEY! Got any grapes? The woman said oh it’s you again duck I already told you you’re out of luck I’ve got some grape gum The duck said I’ll take none Then he waddled away Waddle waddle Till the very next day When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store HEY! Got any grapes? The woman said look I’m trying not to shout. But please either buy something or get out. We don’t sell fruit The duck said I’m kinda cute Then he waddled away Till the very next day When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store HEY! Got any grapes? The woman said that’s it the next time you ask for grapes I’m gonna tape you to the wall with this duck tape. Do I make myself clear? The duck said yes dear Then he waddled away. Till the very next day When the duck walked up to the corner store and he said to the woman running the store HEY! Got any grape chapstick? What? Got any grape chapstick? Actually we do. But you don’t have any money do you? Do you think you could Do you think you could Do you think you could Put it on my bill? Then he waddled away Then he waddled away Then he waddled away
And the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man, runnin' the stand; hey- bum bum bum, got any SATANIC RITUALS WHICH I CAN PERFORM ON MY ENEMIES TO TURN THEIR BLOOD TO ACID
