I CANT DO MATH I'M ONLY THREE YEARS LATE

Welcome to my first intro. I'm Joben333 as most of you don't know and I'm a horrible writer, but I'm going to try to keep this as non-choppy as possible. I live in Texas, but I hate it very much because I live in the suburbs where you need to drive everywhere b/c everything is 30 minutes away, and there is nothing to do. I'm currently a freshman in high school and I hate it a lot because I just hate everyone there and I secretly hate and judge a lot of people. I used to be super nice in middle school, but in high school, I'm basically mean to everyone that I truly hate. I guess I have a lot of friends? but not really many that I can call close. I'm very very bad at making friends b/c I'm very awkward (to the point where I probably wouldn't even look at you if you were talking to me), but if I do make friends with someone, I usually become good friends with them. A bunch of people have said that they thought I was going to be a very shy quiet person, but then they realized that I was actually crazy. Apparently, I have a very sarcastic voice and I have a resting b**ch face (I'm actually just not interested in anything) so a lot of people say I'm super mean and rude.

RANDOM STORY TIME THAT SOMEHOW RELATES TO THE INTRO: I was at a camp in the summer once, and for the first week I actually sat alone at breakfast, lunch, and dinner because I had no friends, but then the second week, I bonded with this other kid through our similarities, so we sat at lunch together and then a bunch of other people sat with us so yee!!

I'm in competitive swimming, but unfortunately, I'm not that good compared to others b/c they started when they were 8 and I started when I was 13 and I also go to the very back of the lane even though I'm faster than the people in front of me (because awkwardness!) so I never improve.

RANDOM STORY TIME THAT SOMEHOW RELATES TO THE INTRO: It was my first month of swimming for my swimming club and for some reason, the coach decided to put me in the 500 m freestyle for a swim meet? So the 500 m is a pretty long race and it's also the last one. Since I wasn't that experienced at swimming at the time, I still had a big chunk of my race left when everyone else had finished, and since that race was the last one of the meet, everyone (which was at least 800 people) left the pool building and I was basically the only person left in the building and it was very embarrassing b/c the few people that were left couldn't leave until I was finished.

And to add to my long list of imperfections, I have a horrible memory. You could tell me something, and thirty seconds later, I would totally forget what you said. Also, I try my hardest to be funny, but I end up just laughing at my own joke while everyone stares at me like I'm a lunatic, and I always thought I was a decent singer, but I'm actually horrible!!

Personally, I actually hate school a lot. A bunch of people say they can live through school because they have friends or whatever, but I hate school a lot with a burning passion, and I would trade seeing my friends at school for not going to school anyday, but unfortunately, I need to get a job when I'm older. Since I'm good at nothing, my dream for the future is to win the lottery, and explore the world with my best friend who I've never met irl. But we oovoo a lot. That's good enough.

I'm going to cut it off here because it's currently 1am, and I didn't even start studying for my important test that's tomorrow morning. I might add more, but I probably won't lol I'm a very busy person with important tasks to finish (jk im just lazy) I JUST REALIZED THIS INTRO WAS JUST ABOUT MY LIFE AND NOTHING ABOUT THE SERVER LOL. SORRY GUYS THAT'LL HAVE TO BE IN ANOTHER THREE YEARS

lol I just read over this and I seem like a really serious person, but I can assure you I'm not serious at all, I'm just really tired and I can't make any jokes right now. (But you won't be missing out, my jokes are super lame) and I'm sorry this is so choppy and hard to read.

I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO SPOILERS EVEN THOUGH IVE BEEN HERE FOR 4 YEARS LOL IM SUCH A DEPRESSING PERSON BUT OH WELL THIS IS MY SUPER LONG TMI
1. Real name: my name is jeff
2. Nickname: n/a
3. Favorite color: light blue
4. Gender: male
5. Race: homosapien
6. Age: 15
7. Sexuality: straight
8. Introvert or Extrovert: both :/
9. Hair color: black
10. Tall or short: tall
11. Sweats or jeans: sweats all day every day
12. Phone or camera: phone
13. Health freak: lol no
14. Orange or apple: orange, i hate apples
15. Do you have a crush on someone: i used to have a hardcore crush on someone but then she got a boyfriend so i needed to lose my feelings for her but then they broke up but i had already lost my feelings for her so no not anymore
16. Guy friends or girl friends: both
17. Piercings: none
18. Pepsi or coke: coke
19. Have you been in an airplane and how many times: alot
20. Have you been in a relationship: i wish
21. Have you been in a car accident: no
22. Have you been in a fist fight: with my older brother
23. First piercing: no
24. Best Friend: bob the builder
25. First award: i think when i was 5
26. First crush: this girl but i got her in trouble so now we dont talk lool
27. First word: idk :/
28. Any talent: being bad at everything
29. Last person you talked to: mother
30. Last person you texted: i lost my phone lol
31. Last person you watched a movie with: friends
32. Last thing you ate: ritz crackers
33. Last movie/ TV show you watched: the magicians
34. Last song you listened to: well im listening to music right now and its changing so :/ but as of this moment im listening to roses by the chainsmokers
35. Last thing you bought: blue bell icecream
36. Last person you hugged: mother? idk

•Favorite:
37. Food: pizza
38. Drink: sprite
39. Fruit: orange
40. Flower: daisy
41. Animal: dolphin
42. Color: blue
43. Movie: i forgot :/
44. Subject: i hate school
45. Sport: swim
46. Sports Team: dont really follow sports that much
47. Book: percy jackson series
48. City: nyc
49. Country: ameeerica
50. Song: everybody talks by neon trees

•Have you ever? (Answer Yes or No)
45. Fallen in love with someone: yes
46. Celebrated Halloween: yes
47. Had your heart broken: not really
48. Went over the minutes/ texts on your phone: unlimited
49. Had someone like you: yes
50. Hated the way someone changed: definitely
51. Got in trouble with police: yes
52. Had a party: yes
53. Did something you regret: all the time
54. Broken a promise: yes
55. Hidden a secret: yes
56. Pretend to be happy: everyday
57. Met someone who has changed your life: not really
58. Pretended to be sick: yes
59. Left the country: yes
60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: yes
61. Cried over the silliest thing: maybe?
62. Ran a mile: yes
63. Gone to the beach with your best friend: no
64. Gotten into an argument with your friends: lol yea
65. Disliked someone: everyone
66. Stayed single for two years since the first time you had a bf/gf or been single forever: been single 4ever

•Currently:
67. Eating: just finished my ritz crackers
68. Drinking: water
69. Listening to: music
70. Sitting or laying: sitting
71. Plans for today: finish studying before i fall asleep
72. Waiting for: me to stop procrastinating
73. Want kids: yes
74. Want to get married: yes
75. Want to travel: yes

•What do you look for in a partner?
76. Lips or eyes: Eyes
77. Shorter or taller: shorter
78. Younger or older: little younger
79. Romantic or spontaneous: lmao i needed to search up what spontaneous meant. & spontaneous
80. Trouble-maker or hesitant: both
81. Hook up or relationship: relationship 99.999999% of the time
82. Looks or personality: both

•Have you ever:
83. Lost glasses: never had glasses
84. Snuck out of the house: no, i ran out of the house though
85. Held a gun/ knife in self defense: yes
86. Killed somebody: i hope not
87. Broke someone's heart: maybe?
88. Been in love: i think so
89. Cried when someone dies: no im a cold hearted person

•Do you believe in:
90. Yourself: not really
91. Miracles: yes
92. Love at first sight: yes but rarely
93. Heaven: yes
94. Santa Claus: used to
95. Aliens: yes
96. Ghosts/ angels: angels yea ghosts probably not

•Truthfully?
97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now: not at the moment no
98. Do you know who your real friends are: lol yea, no one
99. Do you believe in God: yes
100. Do you easily make friends: no im socially awkward!! but if i do somehow become someone's friend, i become pretty good friends with them

 

Long intro

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I'll read this tomorrow since I'm heading to bed. x]

 

lol yea i wrote this instead of studying, and congrats!!
this thread is honestly too lame to be read but goodnight ahaha

 

Hi

 

hello :--)

 

Heya

 

Hey there dude

 

Heyo

 

Omg the Percy Jackson series :o
Any ways, greetings fellow half blood

 

Hello

 

hi you're an amazing human being and I can relate to your first paragraph of your introduction, hahahahaha.

 

Nice to meet you, hope to see you in-game

 

haii

 

HEYYYYYYYY

 

JOBEN

 

SORRY IM LATE I WAS AT SCHOOL WHERE I LOST MY PHONE

hi

hi boss

hello fellow human

hello

ANOTHER PERSON THAT LIKES THE PERCY JACKSON SERIES hello!!

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lol i'm honestly not but thanks!!

nice to meet you too

hi bert!!

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HEY TRIB

 

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