Think you've seen the weirdest post yet? You haven't seen the weirdest post yet. _________ "Hello, Thomas. Good to see you. Please, have a seat." Thanks, doc. So, I'm here because I'm dealing with som-... "Tell me, do you think roosters are just chicken who didn't conform, and grew a mohawk?" I-.. I suppose not? But how does that relate to me? "It doesn't. Unless, of course, you're here because you think you're a chicken? In which case, don't go for the mohawk." I'm NOT here because I think I'm a chicken, thank you very much. "Alright, alright. I just wanted to say, you know, in case..." I'm NOT. "Okay. So now that that's settled, why are you here?" Well, I have some issues with fear. I wasn't usually afraid of the dark, but lately it's gotten more intense. "A lot of people are scared of the dark." Yes, but it's not just the dark. I'm terrified of heights. "Yeah, tell me about it. One time, in Disneyland, we-.." Ahem. "Oh, sorry. Go on." But perhaps worst of all, I've become scared of larger animals. Dogs, fox, horses, stuff like that. "Because you're a chicken?" I am NOT a chicken, doc. God damn it. "Well, you never know..." Look, can we just get back to the issues? "Well, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're out of time for now." Excuse me? "Yeah. I have an imaginary tea party to attend with your childhood nightmares. See you around, chicken!" I am NOT-... Ugh, what's the point. ________ To be continued. Or not. Or maybe. I don't know.
