Got a pun you want to tell? Let it out. I'll start. A guy walks up to a person with osteoporosis. The person with osteoporosis tells a joke about how he/she walked into a bar. The guy chuckles and says: "I found that humerus" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two chemists walk into a bar and ask for some water. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O, please." Liking the first chemist's choice, the second chemist says: "I'll have some H2O too, please." The second chemist died later that day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, you liked that one? I'd tell you another chemistry joke, but sadly all the good ones Argon.
I can't just turn it on and off like a faucet. I need inspiration. My puns generally come out of a conversation.
This was one I made up a while ago. It's truly terrible. I have a sheep, I named it relation, now I have a relationsheep...hahaha will you be my friend.
Oh this one is funny. It's hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac, because they always take things, literally. (comma usage A+)
You know what? I never saw how talented you guys (and gals) are at making puns. I'll be honest here, you people really need to audition for Broadway. I guess you could call it a play on words.
um just because I'm a big fan of Undertale I did a skele-ton of work. Why did the skeleton not go to the prom? He had nobody to go with. What, updog? What's updog? Oh.... The Great Papyrus once again falls for Sans' jokes.
