DID YOU CALL ME SHORTER THAN TOM CRUISE? LOLOLOL
Google

 

yeah
im only 5ft ok

 

SHORT

 

I hate you.

 

Oh wow, I never thought he was that short. Guess movie angles and things fool us.

 

I read.....
(gasp)
The Dailymail online sidebar of shame. and to a lesser extent the Daily Mail online.

 

I sing "poor unfortunate souls" in an epic yet terribly loud Ursula voice when no ones listening.:smilingimp:

 

relatable.

 

Masturbation.

 

You shouldn't feel guilty though, that's something most people do albeit a private one. It's just pleasure doesn't have to be guilty.

 

ariana grande

 

Drinking bleach