Instead of a disgusting fact, here's a fun one: It only takes a few seconds to eat an Oreo cookie, but it takes 59 minutes just to make one single cookie. I know nothing of the Bert you speak of.
Polls are one of the oldest forms of democracy, dating back to village communities more than 5,000 years ago.
I walk into the same God damn bedroom door every single morning. If I don't hit my nose on it, I will instead stub my toe.
