I swear if the dumb rating still existed this would count as dumb farming.

You may have heard about us...
You may have seen us...

We are teh force known as the legendary SkiPoleese.

Here are some sections to clarify.

ORIGINS
Teh Skipoleese are a small group of sweggy people who do stuff in video games. Led by me, we often raid profiles by posting this message.
"Dis is teh army of the SkiPoleese. We are here to claim a little spot of ur profile. Don't delete this post. If you do, the SkiPoleeese army will invade again."
We probably will not make another attempt at raiding if you delete the post, but it will make the SkiPoleese soldiers who raided that spot be /saddened... The clan was formed as a little idea by me in a skype group with TheSugarCane and some of my friends called "SwegSquadInternational" [<Wow i hope that globe thing will stay there when i post this]

STAFF
Our staff consists of few members. For Owners, we have
[King]Skypig_The_Best

Then, it continues to the Lords. These people are:
[Lord] TheSugarCane , [Lord] ~Agent~ , [Lord] jjferm02 , and [Lord] Eleanora_

Then, we have the newly added Generals.
Bossgamer and fungamer333

CAUSE
We were formed when we had to arrest Lord Eleanora_ for being a nub. Then, a few minutes later, I showed mercy to Ele. A few days passed, and then we had to make a few arrests. One was made by Crash[something, i forgot], for murdering Lord Eles tree. About 20 minutes later, there were many people on my island by Crash's preesun cell. Somebody wanted to get arrested and put in a cell, I refused saying "u gotta make an offense against the SkiPoleese". So they went and performed a code 45258214814712 on Lord Ele's island, Cobblestone littering. He was captured by teh SkiPoleese and served his 2.3 minute time in jail. Now today, they (cant remember the name) are a good noodle (<- spongebob reference from like 2009) So I decided our cause. The cause is "To protect Lord TheSugarCane , to be sweggy, to play some nerdy nintendo games, and to lock up the nubs for 10 minutes tops." The only fault of the cause is the offenders can do /home.
RULES OF TEH SKIPOLEESE Here are the rools each SkiPoleeese member must follow. *In order to read, u must know my language.* 1. Know my sweggy language.
2. Follow the cause of the skipoleese.
3. Dun disreespekt rools/staff
4. Know some nintendo games
5. Knu teh langooage of nubish (dis wun) Baesikali u jsut speel werds rong.
6. Reespekt that i forgot the list of rools.
PUBLIC REACTIONS
Lets see what people have to say about our amazing army!


Thats it for now kids. The next edit will be adding a "how to join" section.

 

hello. ;^)

 

Heya

 

These are some hot shots of me omg....

 

Interesting... Any who, greetings cx

 

spoongebob
ola

 

Lmao, anyways. Hi.

 

Down with the skypolice!

 

*pulls out sword*
Want to Fight Fight?

And it's "SkiPoleese" tyvm

 

But I read that as ski
as to ski down a hill of snow
;/

 

It's the SkiPoleese language of nubish.
We'll let you off with a warning m8ey

 

Well, hullo then. XD

 

Hello :]

 

Wi niid to but Fite in jeil he brok ruls!!!

 

I literally have no idea what I just read

 

^ But, Hi?

 

Lord Ele is rite...


Fite, you haf been seentensed tew exactly tree meenutes in SkiPoleese pressun

 

Dunt ged confoosed. Bei tiem id wil ged clerar

 

Wutup