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  1. Artificiality
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    Well sh*t. Then I'm a lion tamer!

    Zebras; if you put one in the washing machine and turn it on, it'll look like a spinning hypnosis wheel.
     
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    lol xD

    Say something boring
     
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    It's widely acknowledged that light is both a wave and a particle; the way it interacts with the fabric of space, along with the gravitational and electromagnetic fields, is by curving and shaping our space time. Imagine the universe as a mattress, and the stars and planets and little pebbles on the surface. They push the mattress down, creating tracts on which the other pebbles will turn and spin.

    (This is not 100% scientifically accurate because I am not a genius, but it's close enough)
     
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    I have no clue what this even means xD
     
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    Long story short: Stuff moves because physics.
     
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    Ahhh xP
     
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    But the short story is a whole lot less boring. ;-)
     
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    This question is kinda important tbh.

    Coke or Pepsi?
     
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    As I told fungamer333, "Coke. And if you ask me if Pepsi is okay, I'll ask you if Monopoly Money is okay at the checkout!"
     
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    I have a few questions:

    What do you like to do in your spare time?
    What drove you to travel?
    Where are you originally from?
    Who inspires you in life?
     
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    What is the true function of a coffee cup?
     
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    I exercise a lot, and generally spend a lot of my life on the move in one way or another. I enjoy long runs, spending sunny days with friends and strangers, and generally try to make no two days the same. I'm a sucker for new challenges, too, so I'm always looking for new things to do. That, and then I spend 24 hours of the day with headphones and music in my ears.
    Well, I grew up in a lower-middle class family that could never afford to travel further than to be nearest beach. Around my teenage years I was lucky enough that my aunt took me abroad on two trips to the US, and ever since I've made it a goal in life to travel at least 3 times a year if I can get away with it.
    Several people do. I'm an avid reader, so I'm particularly a fan of old thinkers like Machiavelli, Thomas Hobbes and Mark Twain. Additionally, Steve Jobs was a great idol of mine, coming from a lower-income family like my own, into creating a world-renowned company.
    The coffee cup is - evidently - just a practical, upside down fez.
     
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    An excellent application, but ultimately incorrect.
    It is for cookies.
    That is why a wider mouth is always best.
     
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    That makes solid sense. I shall keep that in mind henceforth.
     
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    See that you do.

    (We need a fancy rate button. Lol)
     
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    Yes! Like a top hat and monocle style one! CypriotMerks can we, oh please, please, please? I'll do your chores for a month!
     
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    Have you ever done a backflip?
     
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    Many times through my parkour. The first time I tried it was in a bouncy castle; almost broke my neck.
     
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    Do you like sugar cane?
     
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    I've never tried it. Where I'm from, we grow it as sugar beets; I used to eat those every summer when I waited for the bus to school in the early mornings. A farmer who lived by the bus stop grew them, so he used to wash them for us and leave them at the bus for us kids on the street. Those summers were magical.

    As for you, of course I like you! :)
     
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