I clogged my friends toilet and I ran home without telling them.....

 

LOL

 

I ran away from church twice.

 

my little cousins had a dog once. it got brutally murdered by a kangaroo.. yes, a kangaroo. my aunt said that she gave it away to their farmer grandfather, and i didnt know she said that so when they asked if i missed the dog i said 'lolno im just sad i missed it getting kicked by a kangaroo.' ops

 

I named my friend's pet chicken "Dinner" then we had it for dinner the following week.

 

Bs

 

Can't disagree with a fact

 

You can if you made it up.

 

Which I didn't

 

Okay one that I find a lil embarrassing.

I have a fear of thunder.

 

I'm sort of afraid of the dark.

 

WARNING THIS IS DISCUSTIPATING
(That's a mix between disgusting and constipating)
So I had really bad diarrhea in 3rd grade and I pooped miself

 

"Myself"

Btw, That's Not Disgusting. I Pooped Myself Plenty Of Times as a Baby c:

 

omg same

 

I was playing soccer with a friend one day and he started to text people so I threw a soccer ball at his nuts. While he was on the floor in pain I got some cold water and poured it on him. (Other than that, I'm a nice person.)

 

lol :L

 

LOL!

 

I gave one of my wolfie friends a chocolate bar
He was never heard from again... :///////

 

I thought the horse will take me to an unknown place when I rid it. I was gonna cry

 

I'm in love with my bestfriend.