I had a dream that idek why but I was apparently singing and I was singing on like the voice or some shiz, and apparently I won, and I had to walk on theese stairs and were the platform was, It was ariana grande, we hung out, we were like besties, don't ask me why I dream weird stuff
It was a normal day at school. I asked my crush out (my bff) and she said yes. She then transformed into Jeff the Killer and started giving out free cookies. Right when I thought it couldn't get any weirder, Stel came along and said "Hi Tyler I missed you!" In my dream, I was so angry and yelled "GO BACK TO AUSTRALIA STEL!" Then TheSugarCane came up and started hitting my crush with a hammer. I asked her why and she responded with "It's the ban hammer, moron!" The break then ended. I went back into my class for Maths. The teacher turned around and it was my Grandma. She then started stabbing me with cookies. I then woke up to mum jabbing me awake. :/
I was hoping for an opportunity to share this dream. So, me and 2 friends ( I'll call them Fred and Harry) went to the beach. A surfing instructor approached us and told us to follow her. We walked along the sea, when all of a sudden, a shark jumped out the water. Without hesitating, Fred punched the shark, causing it to flee. About 5 seconds later another shark leaped out of the water, this time towards me. I ducked and the shark landed on a rock, of course unable to move after. We continued for about 7 steps before ANOTHER shark tried to take a bite out of Harry. Instead of punching it or ducking, Harry ran to the shark to try hug it. It was clear the shark was terrified as he swam quicker than I do to a technology store. A few minutes passed before the surfing instructor told us to stop. She then pointed to a hole in the cliff which was hard to see as it was foggy. All 3 of us climbed into the hole and saw 2 water slides. Weirdly, I rode Harry down the slide as if he/she was a surfboard, and Fred just went down normally. After the slides came to an end we decided to go again as it had been incredibly fun. The closer we got the the hole, the louder the sea was. I turned round, and from a distance, I could see 3 sharks chasing after us. I begged my friends to move faster but they refused. When we arrived at the hole I saw the sharks only metres away. The 3 of us jumped onto the slides and, of course, the sharks followed. (WARNING - THIS IS WHERE IT GET'S INTERESTING) I feared it was the end of our lives, when suddenly, an old Chinese lady riding a killer whale burst through the walls. She then pulled out her walking stick which turned into a laser ray and begun shooting the sharks. Before I could question anything, she shot me. I woke up in a bathroom with the Old Chinese Lady infront of me. "My child, I must go, the aliens are nearing." She said before ripping of her clothes and revealing a super man costume underneath. "Up up and away!" she screamed as she burst through the roof of the bathroom. I glared up, but all I could see was a huge metal spaceship. I gasped as I was lifted off my feet by a green ray. Everything exploded. The end. My mind is messed up
Well, Gingehhhh actually did come kidnap me the night before my birthday, and did make me eat pizza/hot pockets and drink apple juice- even though I hate apple juice- the whole way to America, and when we got there I asked for the WiFi password and she said no, so I got really sad. Then she spent an hour speaking to me about my old bad habits and how they wreck lives, so I said I'd stop. Most of the dinners in that dream ended up being 2 minute noodles, and my entertainment was sitting with her while she moderated .net and laughing at the staff chat.
I had the ability to use these shortcuts IRL... CTRL+F CTRL+X CTRL+V ...while I was on patrol in Afghanistan during an ambush. The military therapist had a lot to say about this dream.
My weirdest dream was when I was about 13. I dreamt that a fly bit my throat just under my chin when I was asleep and a bump appeared, I didn't think much of it, the bump became larger and split open over the period of a few days. I went to see my doctor about it, he told me to leave it "You're probably just having a bad reaction to a mosquito bite." but I knew that wasn't right. Another few days went by and it looked like it became infected, I stood in front of my bathroom mirror and lifted up a flap of skin that formed over the infected area, and I saw what looked like a cluster of warts under my chin about 3cm diameter. The closer I looked the more surreal it looked, not in the good way, the warts seemed to be moving. It was now I realised what they were, I remembered the fly and how they lay their larvae in rotted flesh. Somehow I managed to stay calm, I guess I was more curious than anything, I poked it a few times and watched the maggots wiggle to get away from my finger. I concluded that was a bad idea, puss started to started drip through the wound. I began building up pressure in my mouth, a small amounts of full grown maggots spluttered out and fell into the bassion. I build up more pressure, all at once all the loose flesh exploded from my neck, along with the blood, pus, and maggots in that area. Then and only then, I thought it would be funny to poke my tongue out of the newly make hole in my neck, I started to laugh and more maggots fell out my mouth. After all this happened I woke up, not a panicked wake up, more of a relaxed realisation that I was now awake. I sat on my bed for about 5 minutes, trying to think how the hell I managed to to stay calm that whole time, If you want an explanation to all this read my profile description under "Information".
I had an itch on my chin after writing that. BTW I don't always dream but when I do it's usually lucid, and yes, this was a lucid dream.
