Bc he was hungry. Daddy, why did mommy talk about you all de time on this thread... Geo...

 

Because he love you.

Mommy, Why did daddy tried to kill callie the walroos?

 

who try kill me

 

urmom

 

Mommy, why did Daddy drive this thread into complete mayhem where nobody follows the game rules?

 

Because you asked.

Mommy, why did daddy die?

 

Daddy died because he was too cool for living.
Mommy, why did daddy take your pants off?

 

Mommy, why did Daddy take me away from the man inside the white van? I was getting free candy

 

Because daddy wanted the candy for himself

Mommy why did Daddy go to the store to get milk 15 years ago?

 

It wasn't milk, it was spiked eggnog.

Mommy, why is dads name pedophile?

 

Because he raped a old man

Mommy why did daddy kiss a girl last night? It wasn't you!?!?!?!?!???!!!

 

Because.. WAIT WHAT?!?!?! THAT LIL SON OF A B$&@%
Mommy, why did the above post turn you in the a serial killer?

 

Because it's the right thing to do

Mommy, why aren't we asking daddy about you?!

 

Mommy, why did daddy work?

 

Because we needed money to feed you, sweetie
Mommy, why does daddy smell funny?

 

Mommy forgot to remind daddy to shower.
Mommy, why did daddy apply for moderator?

 

BECAUSE DADDY IS COOL DARLING!
Mom? Why did daddy go on Holiday??

 

Because he was tired of you kids.
Mommy, why did daddy put a gun to his head

 

-Poke-

 

Mommy why did daddy poke me? I wanted to sit here and do nothing...