ignore this plz reply to the one above

 

because he's abusive, that's what.
mommy, why was daddy speaking with an ugly human

 

that's you honey

mum, why was dad licking my room ;-;

 

Because you left food on the floor and daddy was hungry.

Mommy, Why do you smell like damp dog?

 

0-100 real fast

Because mommy was washing the dog
Mommy, why did daddy flush goldie down the toilet?

 

Because Goldie was possessed by a Succubus
Mommy, Why did daddy have a bloody knife when he go home from the dump?

 

Because he is not who you think he is.

Mommy, why did daddy end up in jail?

 

bestality hun

muuuum why is dad running around naked omg

 

Because it's his birthday.

Mommy, why does daddy have 3 legs?

 

Because he works at the Nuclear Power Plant
Why does Daddy Disappear at night?

 

He's secretly having affairs. Sucks to be you honey.

Mommy, why does Daddy lick my legs while I sleep?
o wait

 

Because he thinks you are a Lollipop!!

Mummy, Why did Daddy smoke Weed and say "OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHH MOM GET THE CAMERA!!!"??

 

Because he is high.

Mummy, Why did Daddy wanted his name to be Geonecis?

 

Cause Geonecis is amazing and Daddy is a noob.

Mummy, why did Daddy kiss a Walroos?

 

Because he tries to impress you.

Mummy, Why did daddy ate a walroos?

 

Because the Walroos tried to put the moves on mommy and daddy got jealous.

Mummy, why did Daddy give me tusks?

 

Because he is high.

Mummy, why did Daddy killed Geon's BF?

 

Because he stole his bucket Daddy loves bucket.

Mommy, why did Daddy give me a bucket?

 

ChibiBerry

 

Because he want to get banned from the country.

Mommy, Why did daddy ate my homework?