A guy was happy and saw a girl he liked. He winked at her but she didn't notice. By this he got angry and said to himself "oh, what am I doing?" He went to the store and bought some shades and began to smoke and look all cool. But one day he got very depressed. He wanted to change his ways, so he became a superhero dropping free ice-cream to kids. Fin. :stinky::asshat:ld:
*tried to install arch linux* *don't know what command to type in* *search for random command on stackoverflow* *types in sudo shutdown now* *computer shuts down* :confused_O:eh:worm
A new skyblock player just joined the forums, he got confused:confused:, then asked for help, but everyone ignored him:eh, so he just looked around, trying to figure things out:worm, and felt dumb. When he finally realized how to play, he got banned from a previous mistake, slapped himself (facepalmed), and raged.
There was a happy little boy, he sang, when he was 14 he went to troll erryone then he went to canada a moose bit him (what the fk) he lost an eye he went to canada again he drowned in the ocean and died :drowning
It's my life story. I was a cheery little girl, went through the cat phase like everyone else (drew whiskers on my face once and used this face :3). Then I hit the troll phase, still in it. Sarcastic and rude sometimes. Then TWO winks, flirty phase. I'm on my way towards that second wink. Then my schoolwork will catch up (drowning in homework, get it) and I'll die. :lol::lol:
A guy thought he was attractive and was admiring himself in the mirror, but then he saw someone even hotter and was all like 'oh nu gotta hide my uglee face'. Later he decided he didn't care so he went and flipped the hottie off and was happy again. t:asshat::lol:
There was a really happy man but one day he got angry so he went out and he was shocked at the sunglasses so he wore them then felt good so smoked and was naughty. The next day he was hung over from the day before so he stole something's which were clothes then he wore the butt hat :writing: :worm :L :ah :drowning :android:
A guy was happy so he wrote a book and then read it. He hated it and went to see a troll that would drown him so he could be eaten b the water troll. the end ld:P:asshat:bag:hilarious:
a professor decided to troll people and wore a ski mask but got cold. he then decided to eat people but they tasted disgusting so he ate popcorn instead. he saw a butt and tasted it but it was gross, and he wiped his tongue on a paper bag. then he worse a mouth thingy so he didn't have to eat again. then he was all gucci. :writing::android::locktopic:
There was a man who recently died. His only son, who was distraught had to write to all his other family members about the news. When it came time to hear what each member received, the son was astonished to know that his father left him a house and a single safe. When he opened the safe there was a note: Dear Son, I leave you a gift, call him a friend He was with you since you were young. All you need to do is say you believe Love, Your loving Father. The Son decided to utter the words and suddenly one clown stood infront of him, carrying a chain. The clown appeared to be lifeless but none the less started to moan like a zombie. The Son was so scared he tried to run away. Then he heard sobbing. The clown began to speak, expressing how sorry he was, he just was messing around. The clown pulled out a phone from his pocket and gave it to the Son. The android phone was low on battery but had one important message for him. However it ran out of battery just as the Son hit play. The Son really wanted to know what was on the phone so he had a creative idea! He would go to his sisters house and borrow her charger while baby sitting. As he left the house, he locked his door and said his goodbyes to the clown. He didnt expect such kindness from his father but he was happy with his gift. L
creative af a guy lost one eye because he slammed the other against the wall for fun. the eyes were bleeding but he didn't feel pain so he sang. then he bought some spam, and went to a doctor. the doctor yelled at him for not being careful, and he apologized, but quickly brushed it off. he then put on glasses and went to eat popcorn :ah:locktopic::android::asshat::banhappy:yuck:cigar:
I once met a woman with a horrible smoking habit. She was trying to quit and every day she would moan about it and other days she would talk about how much she felt like a zombie or just plain hungover. It got to the point her husband found she had stashed ciggies in her handbag, so he locked it up. She thought he was acting like a right clown, but he knew it was for her own good. The last straw came when she was walking to work and felt so agitated that when her new samsung phone rung she threw it to the ground and smashed it to pieces. When her husband found out her sent her to rehab. She was unhappy there: she was made to do art work and other things to take her mind off her addiction and she was forced to see doctors and made to chew things that tasted like crap.... yuck. She was so alone, and nothing was helping her. She got headaches and was constantly in pain. It wasnt until she felt like she was drowning in depression that she went home, found her ciggies and had a good smoke. brb::lol:
A chicken had gone to go do boring, disgusting homework and doesn't understand it so bad they are happy and mad and no longer give a fudge about it lol. sorry:dead: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
One day there was a sad person then he drowned then he for worried about cats and then he died he didn't care and one day his son gave no fudge about anyone and was a troll :grum::banhappy::confused:cat
There was once a guy that found everything funny. On a day, he just lost his sense of humor, became grumpy. He felt like life gave him a red card. So he started trolling people for fun. He was so insane people stopped and looked at him : "Er... what?!". He died, shot by the cops that told him to stop. He winked at his partner, thinking he did a good job. But his boss fired him. That made him very angry and confused. He could not believe he lost his job! He then got 2 cats, afterwards spamming his home with cats and becoming a lonely cat dude. His cats attacked him, and he died. The cats felt extremely proud, and cool, for killing an ex-cop... :jimlad::writing::wormcat:confused:cigar::L:bawdepressed:banhappy:
Some guy went to Jail cause he was a pirate, but it turned out that it was all a story that a fancy man sang and sang forever, while reading. Then he stopped singing and said "be right back!" He went to pet his cat. His cat threw up and he got sick, and so sick that he drowned him self. His family smoked to get their minds off of him, then they banged their heads against the wall cause that was a horrible idea. They started crying because the wall took away one of their eyes, so they got sick and sad. They were embarrassed, so they put paper bags over their heads. THEN THEY PAINTED FOR ENTERTAINMENT. And im not sure what that last one is... :grum::android::writing::grum:
