Ok my name is matthew and my IGN is Burningpotato309. I do these regularly so yeah enjoy . Ok this story involves around my irl friend and one day he wanted a chocolate bar, So his stupid mind told him to shoplift at a local 7 eleven cause why not? This stupid little kid then put the chocolate bar down his pants to hide it but for other people it looked like a GIGANTIC eggplant sticking out of his pants so i let my mind go free and started laughing so hard that i slipped and fell. Thats the story of how my friend was the class clown of the year and how i fractured my knee . The end This has been story time with matthew or Burningpotato309 and have a nice day
