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  1. FirstCelestrian
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    Because he loves us.

    Mummy, why did daddy steal my prom dress?
     
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    FirstCelestrian, Oct 11, 2015
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  2. DuckWorlds
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    You're just jealous :t
     
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    DuckWorlds, Oct 11, 2015
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  3. Enturious
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    He wanted to know what it felt like to be a pain in the *** (Jk, you're cool)

    Mommy, Why did daddy release my mixtape?
     
    Enturious, Oct 13, 2015
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    because.

    daddy why did you call a plumber? our stuff isn't broken
     
    Jennie, Oct 13, 2015
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  5. xWolfite
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    Because you need fixing
    Mommy why did daddy Say he thinks your a piece of [Censored] and then said Im done with your [Censored]
    and stole your car and money and decided to buy a new house by selling the car and keep phone calling us and then go to prison?
     
    xWolfite, Oct 13, 2015
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  6. CyberPhobic
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    Because he is my your model. jk

    Mommy, why did daddy eat my chiken?
     
    CyberPhobic, Oct 13, 2015
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  7. xWolfite
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    because he hated how you spell chicken chiken c:
    Mommy why did daddy make a mommy why did daddy...
     
    xWolfite, Oct 13, 2015
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  8. labprofess
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    Because why not
    Mommy why did you daddy go to war


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    labprofess, Nov 4, 2015
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  9. Fun
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    He is a soldier!

    Mommy, why did daddy kiss Santa clause?
     
    Fun, Nov 7, 2015
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  10. Calidre
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    Because daddy fell in love with his beard

    Mommy why did daddy jump in the shower?
     
    Calidre, Nov 8, 2015
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  11. Superimpossible
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    Because there was a spider.

    Mommy, why is daddy using the computer?
     
    Superimpossible, Nov 8, 2015
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    Because he's doing some 'research'

    Mommy, why does daddy make weird noises at night?
     
    TheDruid, Nov 14, 2015
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  13. Speedboy
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    Because he an alien

    Mommy, why did daddy eat me?
     
    Speedboy, Nov 15, 2015
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  14. hbody2841
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    because he is a zombie
    Mommy, why did daddy blow up the bank?
     
    hbody2841, Nov 15, 2015
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  15. Superimpossible
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    Because he is playing GTA V
    Mommy, why does daddy dress up like a girl?


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    Superimpossible, Nov 15, 2015
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  16. Speedboy
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    Because he is a girl :eek:

    Mommy why haven't I seen daddy in a while and you keep saying "he's in a better place" and crying?
     
    Speedboy, Nov 15, 2015
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  17. Superimpossible
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    Because he is in a "better" place and I'm crying because there are women in that place. :t
    Mommy, why daddy is daddy browsing through Amazon?
     
    Superimpossible, Nov 15, 2015
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  18. kylie0415
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    He's looking for some cheap toys for you.

    Mommy, why does daddy have a weapon?
     
    kylie0415, Nov 29, 2015
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  19. Speedboy
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    He's preparing for the zombie apocalypse

    Mommy, why did daddy jump in front of a train?
     
    Speedboy, Nov 29, 2015
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  20. Jamberss
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    Because he felt like it.

    Mommy, why is Daddy in a stranger's house?
     
    Jamberss, Dec 8, 2015
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