HAHAHAHAHA

 

I kicked a football at a dinner lady in year 5

 

oh... I did it when I was in kindergarten

 

I once told someone the wrong directions to get somewhere accidentally, but it was too late to catch up with them so I just let them go the wrong way.

 

One time I was at Jindabyne And two Korean or Chinese people lost a Ski (Man and woman) And I helped the woman, Since she lost the ski, And I gave it to her. Then this 14 year old kid who had a GoPro came at me like the speed of light, And I tripped him, But it was a reflex. XD

 

When I was little I attempted to shoplift

 

Did you?

 

I became a famous MC Stripper.

 

I stole a lollipop at a party store

 

Rebel.....

 

Yeah I was like 4 and I attempted to steal gum

 

Wee woo wee woo

Da skypolice r here

Come out with chur hands in da air like ya just don't care

 

i once Messed w/ my buddys texture pack lol the trolls r real

 

That 2nd photo may have been one of Cyp's trolls if he was on at the time xD

 

Did you get caught, though? XD

 

I've had multiple opportunities to commit financial fraud, but I never wanted to attempt it so I left it alone.

 

My grandma saw me in action, and lemme tell u, that was the worst day of my life at the time. My mom was chill tho LOL
Obviously my mom was mad just didn't flip

 

I accidentally punched my old best friend in the throat once.

 

"accidentally"

 

I threw a dictionary at my teacher because she said words shouldn't hurt.