Please know that I wrote this for fun, and should not be taken seriously. If I said anything rude I didn't mean it. AsperIII: *walks* Oh, what's this? Someone died from pigmen. And they didn't claim it again? Might as well take it since it's Hellblock. A diamond sword. Not enchanted. Someone did the one-man-army. */home* AsperIII: Hey Acher0n Acher0n: What? AsperIII: Do something with this. Acher0n: *goes to the anvil and grabs enchanted books* *anvil sound* AsperIII: Hm, Sharpness 3, Knockback 2, Fire Aspect 1, Looting 1. I can upgrade it. Thanks Acher0n. Acher0n: don't mention it AsperIII: Lol who's ready to take me down in pvp I'm losin mah patience! Taylor1211: Me AsperIII: get over here Taylor1211: *wields quartz sword* AsperIII: *strikes* Taylor1211: *dies* AsperIII: lol you were so crappy I would make you burn in the brightness next update haha XD Taylor1211: :C AsperIII: look at this loot she forgot to put away, LOL Acher0n: lol? AsperIII: time to upgrade it Acher0n: I'm tired of standing I'm gonna read AsperIII: k *anvil sound* AsperIII: sharp 5 knockback 2 fire 2 looting 3, and smite 5 and bane of arthropods 5 also Acher0n: hax AsperIII: nope, legit anvil skill AsperIII: come take me down in pvp I dare you, I have no armor what so ever! severi167: *slash* AsperIII: *swing* severi167: damn AsperIII: Suck my sword! Taylor1211: after it got blood on it, yuk! AsperIII: lololol */home* Acher0n: lemme guess, you want a golden apple AsperIII: Yeah, and make it snappy! I got a date with destiny! AsperIII: *drools over the golden apple* 6 hours later... AsperIII: ahahahahah! 521 player kills! Bellewolf23: *dies* AsperIII: ahahha! 522! angelkitten02: *dies* AsperIII: 523! haha! that's enough of glee for today, I'm gonna kill some wither skeletons just because AsperIII: */warp mob* *wither skeleton strikes AsperIII with Wither effect* The next day... AsperIII: *vomits* I'm sick... Acher0n: Yuck, you puked wither skeleton skulls! AsperIII: find me some medicine *pukes* Acher0n: Let me see... aha! milk! Acher0n: /home AsperIII: *lays dead* Acher0n: he died... might as well mourn for him 1 hour later... Acher0n: */warp mob* Acher0n: Aw! Pigman! *runs* Acher0n: Aha! A vine, I'll climb it Acher0n: *climb* Acher0n: *slaughtered by a pigman* The netherblade still might be hanging around... but it might not... it was silly of Asper to go kill wither skeletons like that. and Acher0n had it unfortunately.
