They can be anything!
E.g:

1. All skyblockers must look like frogs. Infact, they must be frogs.
2. All skyblockers must have a naked sheep as their skin.
3. If you have "Noob" in your name, you will be permanantly banned.

And so on.


Here are mine:

1. All bananas will be confiscated and given to iballisticbunny6 or bertgamer333
2. ImBasicallyJesus must give up 2 hours a day of her time to give out roasting lessons.
3. To be a normal player, you must apply, as all users start off as staff.
4. To be a non-donor, you must donate, starting from the highest rank, until you have no rank.
5. All the rules in CypriotMerks's thread are lies, don't obey them.
6. Only the worst applications will be accepted. You must make the worst application you can if you wish to be accepted.
7. If you have a dog as adorable as Stel's, please hand it over to her or TeamTyler.
8. Hoecobo must give all new users a diamond hoe when they first join.
9. TheSugarCane must destroy her sugar cane farm.
10. If you wish to be banned, you must appeal, otherwise you will remain unbanned.
11. larrythebird101 and Nocturnish must kiss.
12. Grumpy Cat will be the server's mascot.
13. If you have a name involving food, you might be eaten by hippos.
14. Do not suggest crap for this server.
15. Sega_inc and SakuraWolf must kiss.
16. OfficerWade will ban anyone who hates me.
17. Failure to follow the rules will lead into being fed to the vegan sharks. Have a nice day

 

ALERT ALERT.
WE ARE ANNOUNCING THAT THERE WILL BE A VERY BIG CHANGE TO THE RULES.
I WILL LIST THE NEW RULES

-RESPECT ALL BANANA BUNNIES (iballisticbunny6 AND Bossgamer ) AND MEH
-RESPECT ALL WALRUUS (Tribal AND TheVirginCallie )
-REMOVED ISLAND PROTECTION BECAUSE ALL WALRUUS AND BANANAS CAN GRIEF THEM AND LOOT THEM.
-ONLY COOP PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW
-FEED Nocturnish PIZZA OR YOU GET BANNED
-FEED Mai COKE OR GET BANNED.
-YOU CAN APPLY FOR A WALRUUS OR BANANA NOW! YAY
-WE WILL HOST A DP EVERY 2 MONTHS. WE WILL DROP BANANA AND WALRUUS HEADS.
-FARTING IS A BANNABLE OFFENSE
-ALL PINGUS AND PENGUINS MUST RESPECT THE ONLY TRUE PINGU TeamTyler
-YOU CAN NOW BUY A SPAWNER FOR 1 UNICORN!
-AND YET THERE ARE MORE RULES!
-FAILURE TO FOLLOW THE RULE WILL GET YOU A BANANA PUNISH THEN A WALRUUS PUNISHMENT
THEN A BAN FOREVER. TO APPEAL, YOU SHOULD WAIT 1 YEAR THEN YOU CAN APPEAL
THANKS FOR READING THE NEW RULES

 

Awwww it was fun while it lasted.