Also, you look so exhilaratingly, jubilantly happy. Kinda like a 10 year old who just saw their Easter basket.
Do you not know how to work a pair of scissors? Are you afraid to cut your arm? Alright, 3-second selfies it is:
Oh, well thank you for the compliment! Maybe I should start offering sleeve-cutting services! "I'll show up and cut your clothes to pieces." Sounds like my kind of job.