Noob when he made that he ASKED for spam ;(

Woah man. It takes time and patience to be this fabulous my friend. Have you actually tried growing yours yet Killa?

I tried many times. It starts growing/filling in from the bottom of my face then goes out to the sides. I'm incredibly hairy though so this makes no sense to me.

Hm Your Profile Pic Is Hairy To Wit Dat Pedo Bear Doe

That doesn't make sense at all. Does it just stay patchy, or just grow in an awkward way? I think if you gave it time it would turn out great.

It grows in an inconsistent awkward way basically