Their habitat consists of a sloppy and well-pruned tight moist taco, or a moist turd shaped lagoon dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Proboscis or sloppy taco driveway surrounded by a group of specimens discussing why the species is stuffed.
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male.
While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night.
During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the sloppy taco" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.
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