Very nice. What do you plan to do with it, sir?

Idk What Should I Do With It?

Gloat. Not just a common level of gloating, either: Go full-on supervillian "MWUHAHAHA" cackling while petting a cat. Do your level best to make everyone jealous of your enormous grass stockpile.

It's what Jesus would want, sir.

Jesus Wants Me To Brag And Show Off?

Don't hide your grass under a bushel.