How do I get my bum ready?

Wait, what apocalypse...?

Isaac Newton predicted there would be an apocalypse on the 23rd of September, 2015. So rip ;c

Apparently an asteroid the size of Mars is gonna hit us. Its gonna be like that movie " Armegedon " all over again.

Okay, see people said we gon die 12/21/12 but nu'n happened and I didn't even do my homework that day so how do I trust this

^ something like that happened in around 2012, if it passed too close, its next pass would hit us, if that pass didnt, we would be safe next time. (it wasnt close enough)

anyways, we only know 3% of the universes secrets (aproximately) it can end at any time for any number of reasons... so gg lol

No, no it's legit ending on Wednesday
No other times, just Wednesday
k?
k.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

Totally

NASA said it wasn't happening.

I don't believe in these things, but of course it could happen.

I'm not scared tho :>

Nah nah entity, since when did nasa know anything, l3g1t happening
Also chi, might as well max out your credit cards right

I.. don't have a credit card ;_;

(I mean I could YOLO it and get a fake id and smoke pot and idek)

Loool xD

Better not get butthurt

Get the pun?
No?
K

Staph the alerts :<

^

I said staph ;_;

i aint ded

Oh no, the prediction was off again D:

GG stop trying to predict the end society.

It's still Wednesday we got like a few hours left

Welp sorry for the misleading prophecy guys. I also prophesied to get woken up to french toast and bacon and that didn't happen either so I think I'm losing my touch ;c

NOOO
GOD DAMMIT.
ME AND DEMON WERE ON SKYPE WAITING FOR THE WORLD TO END.
I WOKE UP FROM A NAP JUST TO SEE IT >:C
BRB SUING NEWTON.

gr8

amn