Why aren't cookie blocks a thing yet?

cheese would be so wonderful -drools-

imagine this; you put milk in a cauldron and then wait and it turns into a block of cheese.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

That would be cool.

Cookie blocks omg

I want cookie blocks and placeable milk so I can have a cookie castle with a milk moat.

Then summer comes, the milk gets curdled and rotten and the chocolate chips melt and rain from the sky like sugary turds.

I hope this becomes a thing.

This is minecraft. Your logic and laws of nature have no place here Crawling. The cookie castle would be glorious from the day it was built till the day it was eaten by hungry villager children!

XD