What a savage day

I was listening for footsteps on short and he's like "I'm that n**** with the hair..." which was really hard to hear anything over

I was rushing through long a on T side in dust 2 and I messed up my flash because I just heard him saying that je "pops that p**** often" and I then proceeded to abandon the match and fap. Thats the story about how I deranked from Global.

I was going 90 - 0 - 0 and we were up 15-0 and I had just taken out 4 guys from a 1v5 and then the neighbours started playing The Weeknd and I went over to dance and party then we lost 19-15 on overtime.

That's the story of how we lost ESL grand final

5x15 = 75!!!! LIES

Speaking of ESL, I had just gotten a souvenir KennyS Awp Dragon Lore from a drop, FN. But right when it happened I saw The Weeknd's Tour bus driving down my street. In a fit of excitement I threw my mouse and ran. When I came back I discarded the AWP.

And thats the story of how I RIPSKINS'ed

No mate ESL grand final is 10v10

k o

wait holy crap are you serious about that dlore?

Ofc man now it's in cAre's inv

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