i imagine him talking like that too for some reason 0.o

Are you stalking me

technically, wouldn't i be stalking him because i'm on his profile?

Well you could be looking at my recent activity.

or maybe i just like viewing his profile.... >.>
okay i give up... i stalk everybody. D:

(not the way you described though lol )

It's okay.

Whoa whoa whoa, Troy, Why on earth are you stalking me ._.
*gets out shotgun* Dont make me use this!

*does the creepy sloth smile*
*runs away* c:

>.<