tbh I am.

u r wot???

loomynarti (???)

I'm ron swanson narti. More commonly known as, swag.

no thats me u fayk

fayk? I'm 100% eu natural

Not after u put al tht conseeler on tu hyd ur fayknes

haha lol i lft u speeshles

conseeeelleer? naa m8 naa I dun niiid no conceeeeeler, i'd ruin my swagg

I will never lose my speshulness.

ur swag is no eggsistent tho

thts tha point f thiz

Egg puns? YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WITH EGG PUNS? I b-egg of you stop. Your a yolk, my puns are eggcellent and will crack you up. Go play on an eggs box. You are no hatch for me.

my egg puggs beet urs ingg eggcellence and funneggss

and theggy makegg leggs seggnsegg

See I BEAT ed you

They don't even make sense. Ron is unhappy.