UpsideDowns

Joke of the day: what room do ghosts avoid? … the living room!

Joke of the day: I wrote a song about a tortilla… well, actually, it’s more of a wrap.

I've got a good joke for you all. A priest, a rabbi, and Notch all walk into a bar... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it!

What do you call a pig that does Karate? A pork chop!

I know a lot of you are sad it's a Monday, but don't forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day!

Update: I saw a sign that said "Falling Rocks." I tried it. It doesn't.

Joke of the Day: What did the left eye say to the right eye? "Between you and me, something smells."

Joke of the Day: Sunday and Monday are in a fight... who wins? The answer: Sunday. Monday is a weekday.