Btw I've won 7 DMG games in a row without ranking up to Eagle before you complain

 

I tried csgo once.

I am not really good... xD

 

trust me, this game takes A LOT of time. Heck I'm currently in the top half of the rank system and I still meet people who struggle with strats, crosshair placement, spray, smokes etc. Actually I just met a team with 3 LEMs and their only T side stray was "hey let's all go mid even though they have 2 awpers"

 

because paramore, dude.

but hey, good job dude. im proud of u

 

I knew you still loved me tbh

 

In your dreams, kid.

 

you made a cake for my birthday

 

you didn't get any of it tho

 

because we live half a planet apart maybe????? you still made it in honour of me

 

your birthday was an excuse so i can eat a cake w/ nicole lmfaooo

 

don't lie - you made the cake out of love

 

y tf im lyinnn, y im always lyinnn-- mmmohmygodd, stop fkn lyinnnn

 

I'm no liar

 

I'm calling myself a liar, you daft dimbo. (hehe, hermione reference)

 

What's DMG?

 

Distinguished Master Guardian, it's a rank in the matchmaking rank system

 

In what game?

 

Counter Strike

 

Ah. I don't really play fps games.

 

Counter Strike is the only FPS I play