My grammar nazi heart beats so hard right now.

 

Pizza

 

But like, the heck.

 

pizza?
PizzA?
pizza.

 

Thieves, sorry. >.<

 

How dare you start this business without my approval first.

 

I'm sorry, you're already sold out.

 

Gurl, oh no you didn't.

 

I'm a qualified HUMAN pizza maker with HUMAN stats and a very HUMAN lists of HUMAN traits, such as kind, reliable and experienced. All these are HUMAN.
I'd like to work for you good sir. (or human xdddd)
chi omg you like ACDC :dddd

 

Great, come tomorrow for the interview and we will use you as an ingridient for our pizzas!

 

You dare defy my power? I am the law of pizza. I demand regulation over this preposterous pursuit immediately.

 

Oh, you're so hot! I'm enjoying eating you.

 

Unbelievable.

 

Don't worry, guys. I'll get this place shut down right away. Because the law states that no one is allowed to have a human pizza enterprise.


...except for me. I'm not taking any competition.

 

I got you, use this image next time to express your aristocrat's indignation.

 

We are unstoppable, silly pizza being, we have already took out of the competition all our rivals. Soon we will build our pizza empire and produce more and more pizza beings like you. Your law won't protect ya, the government is corrupted.

 

Unless...UNLESS. We join forces... o:

 

Yummy.

 

You obviously aren't an alien...