Lmao Here Are My Top 3 Best Comebacks

1-You're So Fat When You Stepped On A Scale it said "i want your weight not your ID number"

2-You're So Fat Not Even Weight Watchers Can Help You

3-It Makes My Heart Smile When Two Ugly People Fall In Love - So Whos The Lucky Guy?

 

Depends on the situation. I don't insult people based on their looks or weight.

 

Listen, I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.

 

I'm sorry you're having a bad day, you are loved.

 

Well aren't you just negative

 

What GTech said, it all depends on the situation. Usually I would just walk away, if you let them have power over you, there is no end to it. No one can make you inferior without your consent.

 

That's not a good comeback at all.

Play along.

 

Fien x3
Yeah... Well I guess that was supposed to make me feel insulted, but since I don't care about your opinion. I am afraid that your attempt to insult me has failed.

 

"You wear that shirt everyday."

"You wear that ugly face to school everyday and I don't complain."

 

I would ask how old you are, but I doubt you can count that high.

 

"ew get a better phone"

"get a better social life"

ayy lmao

 

I once told a guy to shove a bible into his pretentious arse hole, so that maybe it could go far enough up his a*** and into his brain so that maybe he could actually absorb some information.

 

You might be rich but I won a participation prize in a football cup when I was 5 so who's the real winner

 

im not Negative, and also, if you think im negative then Leave? i mean theres no point

 

omg lmao

 

LOL

 

im not having a bad day, lmao but thanks bb

 

lol that sentence was negative but ok

 

Your mom.