Worst mod applications! Bringing it back.

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  1. Surv
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    You're supposed to make a random funny new one :p



    Your in-game name: I don't have one
    How old are you? My mom said I was four
    What timezone are you in? The one everyone else is in
    What country do you live in? Texas
    What languages do you speak? Everything but English. That language is too hard to figure out
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) no, but I've been banned twice
    Why do you think you should be a mod? I want to be a mod for /afk
    What qualifications do you have? I'm a green bean
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? I can be on every day except for the days that end in 'day'
    How long have you been playing skyblock.org? Twenty minutes to be exact
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? Yes, I have tons of experience!!! Did I mention I've never been a mod
     
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    Your in-game name: Noobcrew.
    How old are you? I frogot. Soemwhre from 1-60
    What timezone are you in? Idk but it is 12:00 now.
    What country do you live in? Antarctica.
    What languages do you speak? Not English.
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) I have never been baned, except for 5 times.
    Why do you think you should be a mod? So I can ban peopl.
    What qualifications do you have? Im making a mod apllication.
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? I can be inactive on the servre 24 hours a day.
    How long have you been playing skyblock.org? Longer than you have.
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? Yea once i hacked the servre and got mod, then I got baned. Then I got unbaned and did it again, and got baned again. So I do have experience as morderator.
     
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  3. Daniel
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    Your in-game name: Deez nuts
    How old are you? A potato flew
    What timezone are you in?
    What country do you live in? 21
    What languages do you speak? 69
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) I hate Vine
    Why do you think you should be a mod? Instagram
    What qualifications do you have? Twitter
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? Facebook
    How long have you been playing skyblock.org? Google
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? MY SPACE
     
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  4. bERYbERRY
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    bERYbERRY c000000000000000kies Builder Premium

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    Your in-game name: i'm too old to know
    How old are you? I don't know when i was born, people say that i'm 102 years old.
    What timezone are you in? It is 6 Pm
    What country do you live in? in the pacific ocean livin with the mermaids
    What languages do you speak? Baby language, sda woow adfgtsdf? <-- Means "Really No Ask Me?"
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) No I was banned in hypixel, and in hot potato.
    Why do you think you should be a mod? I want to be a mod to ban all people in the server.
    What qualifications do you have? Yo! I'm Immature because i like lying.
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? I can be on for 1 second only.
    How long have you been playing skyblock.org? 13 hours and 5 minutes and 32 seconds and 24 Milli Second
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? Yes, I've been a NoMod For 100 days! I don't do anything only banning, muting, kicking and jailing people for talking to me.

    Thanks for reading my very very Kewl Kooooool Application! And please let super man to let me one of the mods :heart:
     
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    Your in-game name: ILoveSugarCane
    How old are you? Sugar canes have ages?
    What timezone are you in? Sugar cane...?
    What country do you live in? Somewhere where there's sugar cane.
    What languages do you speak? A sugar cane language.
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) Yes, for having too much sugar cane.
    Why do you think you should be a mod? Because I'll get more sugar cane.
    What qualifications do you have? I'm a sugar cane.
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? 3 minutes.
    How long have you been playing skyblock.org? About 7.4 Minecraft days.
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? Yes. I have been a mod on 2 servers. I was only a mod on them because I bribed them with sugar cane.

    If you make me a mod, I'll give you sugar cane.
     
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  6. Surv
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    Detailed. Support. Get mod m8 :p:D:>
     
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  7. BOTBaccalord
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    Your in-game name: Bot.
    How old are you? B.O.T. in Bot years.
    What timezone are you in? BOT.
    What country do you live in? Bot country.
    What languages do you speak? Robot.
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) I've banned you.
    Why do you think you should be a mod? Because I'm a Bot.
    What qualifications do you have? Everything a Bot needs.
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? 24 hours every day per year.
    How long have you been playing skyblock.org? The second it was open.
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? Yes, I've hacked every single server to make myself mod because I'm a Bot.

    If you promote me I'll give you 64 screws.
     
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    Your in-game name: u w0t m8
    How old are you?
    [​IMG]
    What timezone are you in? buncha timey wimey wibbly wobbly stuff

    What country do you live in? Samuel L. Jackson

    What languages do you speak? proper engrish and sp***sh

    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) yes, for ddos the internet

    Why do you think you should be a mod? because if u dont ill bite off ur kneecaps

    What qualifications do you have? i can sing the alphabet song

    How long can you be active on the server everyday? who needs to be online when u have power

    How long have you been playing skyblock.net? yes

    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? u w0t m8 ill fargin rek u swear on me mum
     
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  9. KeemstarVEVO
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    Your in-game name: uh what
    How old are you? im dead dude
    What timezone are you in? 11:46
    What country do you live in? potato
    What languages do you speak? 鍰鎔鉏
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) yes for being a complete jerk
    Why do you think you should be a mod? i dont know
    What qualifications do you have? none
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? 1 second
    How long have you been playing skyblock.net? 1 second
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? who has?
     
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  10. Surv
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    Surv Senior Member

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    Your in-game name: I don't know what you're asking but 9+10 is 21
    How old are you? My dog is 8 years old.
    What timezone are you in? Arkansas
    What country do you live in? Bikini Bottom
    What languages do you speak? I don't speak any languages
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) no I haven't been banned. Only twice
    Why do you think you should be a mod? I don't think. I know.
    What qualifications do you have? I'm neighbours with sponge bob
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? Never
    How long have you been playing skyblock.net? I've never played net
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? Yep! Side note I've never been mod
     
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    Your in-game name: Junior
    How old are you? I dont want to say, since im too young.
    What timezone are you in? Whats a timezone?
    What country do you live in? This one?
    What languages do you speak? I speak fluent!
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) Yes, but it wasn't my fault!
    Why do you think you should be a mod? Becuase I like helping people!
    What qualifications do you have? I'm good at helping people!
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? 12 hours a day (il skip school if needed)
    How long have you been playing skyblock.net? Thats no your business!
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? I own minecraft, and minecraft has a server on singleplayer now, so yes!
     
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    Your in game name: <Insert name here.>
    How old are you: 3
    What country do you live in? Your fridge.
    What language do you speak? Your language.
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) I griefed urmum, and ShrekYourAnus. C:
    Why do you think you should be mod? Why not.
    What qualifications do you have? None.
    How long can you be active everyday? 1 minute a day.
    How long have you been playing skyblock.net? Idk, 10 minutes.
    Do you have experience as a moderator? ye, I moderate deez nuts.
     
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    Your in-game name: I'm your mom
    How old are you? How old are you?!
    What timezone are you in? I'm in a timezone
    What country do you live in? My house. duh.
    What languages do you speak? I speak every language!! :D (Except every language)
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) Oh I'm clean, I've been banned like 50 times, I've hacked back in though, that good enough?
    Why do you think you should be a mod? So I can be a jerk and do /banall
    What qualifications do you have? How do you spell dat?
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? I can be on: Never, thats a long time btw, i'll get in trouble. with meh mum
    How long have you been playing skyblock.org? Excatly, wait (logs on) just now :D
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? Yes, wait, what's a moderator, is he like... a like.. uhhh.. like.. uhh a modern guy?

    Please support dis or i'll kill pewdiepie and you. :D
     
  14. Lemonade
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    Your in-game name: IHasLemons :>
    How old are you? 69.
    Which timezone are you in? Lemon (8+ lemon)
    What country do you live in? Lemon land
    Which languages do you speak? Lemonese
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) I was very sour to the moderators
    Why do you think you should be a mod? Because i'm a lemon and will add zest. and i can sing this:
    What qualifications do you have? What's a qualification
    How long have you been playing skyblock.net? 6.9 lemon days (which is liek 10 seconds)
    How long can you be active on the server every day? mhm. sure can.
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? Probably. Just too ignorant to think of others.
     
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  15. Surv
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    Funniest video ever
     
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    Purplevillager1 Experienced Member

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    Your in game name: Dasmexyvillagerofdapurple

    How old are you: old enuf to penetrate you like a pro

    What country do you live in? I live in the amaizing world of FOODDD. I don't even wanna taco'bout it. You butter back up. Like seriously. MYYY BUISNESS. I donut understand puns. What's so punny about puns? I mean. b****, peas. That's what cheese said. I'm too eggcited. After all, it takes two to mango.

    What language do you speak? What are you... a crepe? I know that I'm a weirdough. I'll be jalapeno business 24/7.

    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) My lawyer said I don't have to answer that question.

    Why do you think you should be mod? CAUSE I LIKE THAT CHICKENNN FRIEDDDD.

    What qualifications do you have? That's a complicated word.

    How long can you be active everyday? I can moderate my food all day man, I eat like a hog. ALLLLL DAYYYY. SLEEP SLEEP FOOD FOOD STUFF STUFF SLEEP SLEEP.

    How long have you been playing skyblock.net? Uhhh... what's that?

    Do you have experience as a moderator? Yes, I moderate my food when I cook it. Jeez, chicken noodles soup is too complicated to figure out man.
     
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    Business*
     
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    Just... shh.
     
  19. gnollmar
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    After reading this, I understand why you are a mod. This gos under best mod apps, not worst :p
     
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    Your in-game name: The better question is, what's YOUR in game name? (Stalkers much)
    How old are you? Why tf do you want to know? (Starts punching frantically)
    What timezone are you in? What time zone is it if I live outside everyone's window watching them scratch their foot? Lora_teh_nub_cake
    What country do you live in? Outside your bedroom window.
    What languages do you speak? Languages!?!? I didn't even know they existed yet!!1!1!1!11!!!!1!1!
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) How can I be banned if I've never played whatever server I'm applying for.
    Why do you think you should be a mod? I want to rule the world with /ban seeings as all people do these days is go online to creepily stalk 12 year olds. Imeanwot.
    What qualifications do you have? Are you trying to say you're better than me!?!!?!? C'mon m8 fiteme.
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? If you change 'everyday' to 'every millennium' then I suppose I could spare 0.0000000000001 of a second.
    How long have you been playing skyblock.org? Huh? Ohhh, that's the server I'm applying for. Yea I've been playing it never.
     
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