Cats are love. Cats are life.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Lycel, Jun 9, 2015.

  1. Lycel
    Offline

    Lycel Senior Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2014
    Messages:
    4,250
    IGN:
    Lycel
    I was only 9 years old.
    I pray to Cats every night, thanking them for the life I’ve been given. “Cats are love” I say, “Cats are life."
    My dad hears me and calls me a meow. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to cats. I called him a woof.
    He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts.
    I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
    It's a cat! I was so happy.
    It meows in my ear, "Meow."
    It grabs me with his kitty cat paws and...
    k.
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
  2. BOTBaccalord
    Offline

    BOTBaccalord Experienced Member

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2014
    Messages:
    942
    Why is this so familiar. And Skype me. In 10 minutes. o3o
     
  3. Krissy
    Offline

    Krissy Stray Kids everywhere all around the world Administrator Discord Administrator Premium Premium

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2013
    Messages:
    18,061
    No...pls no
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  4. Lycel
    Offline

    Lycel Senior Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2014
    Messages:
    4,250
    IGN:
    Lycel
    Uhm.
    I'm at school.
    Nub
    c;


    Oh and if anyone's wondering a friend dared me to make this thread.
    (ShiningNova06 see I have friends that dare me to do things ;-;)
     
  5. BOTBaccalord
    Offline

    BOTBaccalord Experienced Member

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2014
    Messages:
    942
    Oh. I forgot it was Wednesday for you. Well, I'm in summer already. c:
     
  6. Crawling
    Offline

    Crawling Active Member

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2015
    Messages:
    341
    The cat bends me over and whispers in my ear..
    "I'm ready."

    I spread my butt for mr. cat, enduring the pain of his spiked wazoo. It hurts, but I do it for mr. cat.

    Cat is love I say... cat is life.
    -cat flies out the window-
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  7. Lycel
    Offline

    Lycel Senior Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2014
    Messages:
    4,250
    IGN:
    Lycel
    ;~; still 3 weeks till the end of school.
     
  8. Lycel
    Offline

    Lycel Senior Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2014
    Messages:
    4,250
    IGN:
    Lycel
    Hawt.
     
    • Informative Informative x 1
  9. ShiningNova06
    Offline

    ShiningNova06 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2014
    Messages:
    1,143
    I NEVER SAID YOU DIDN'T IT WAS YOUR WORDS ;-;
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  10. Stel
    Offline

    Stel Guest

    LOL
     
  11. SomeoneCalledJ
    Offline

    SomeoneCalledJ Experienced Member

    Joined:
    Mar 6, 2015
    Messages:
    898
    Oh wow.
    That's haaaaaaaaaaaaawt. :t
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
  12. Yumie the Twelvie
    Offline

    Yumie the Twelvie New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2015
    Messages:
    0
    Just gotta say she was all for this, although I did suggest it
    Also yea I'm her friend... I guess I should feel like a stalker but it's the internet after all
    And i procrastinated doing this because it's creepy.. kinda
     
  13. Lycel
    Offline

    Lycel Senior Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2014
    Messages:
    4,250
    IGN:
    Lycel
    o.
    Well the internet is full of stalkers, but it's extra reassurance to know that one of them is definitely not a 50yo man who enjoys creeping up on little children. :t
     
  14. Cal
    Offline

    Cal Active Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2015
    Messages:
    1,235
    I love my cat but not when i'm playing mc. Constant ly tries to get in my lap because of the computers warmth
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  15. Cal
    Offline

    Cal Active Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2015
    Messages:
    1,235
    so annoying
     
  16. SpiritWolf
    Offline

    SpiritWolf Member

    Joined:
    May 28, 2015
    Messages:
    47
    hmmmerf. :0
     

Share This Page