Post your FUNNY jokes.

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    how many salsas can aliens do. 3 because purple ate my hair.
     
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    xD
     
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    "You stupid"
    "No i not"
    "Wats 9+10"
    "19 you stupid"
    "Nur you stupid its 21 goto school"
    *Hands textbook to you stupid*
    *Da correct sum to 9+10 is 21*
    "OH COME ON!"
     
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    What political party do mathematicians belong in?

     
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    I don't mess with politics
    I don't get it xD
     
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    In mathematics, there is a thing called a radical, or the √ thingy. In politics, a "radical party" is a party that is... well you know... radical, on the extremes of the political spectrum, wanting drastic changes.
     
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    Hey mod
    Moderator says:Wut ellie?
    Me: knock knock.
    Modertor: who's there?
    Me: BOO HOO
    Moderator: boo hoo what?
    Me:GEt it boo I scare you and hoo means yo cry
    Moderator: ily!
    Me: I stick at jokes crap....
     
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    how was the red sea made
    over a very long period
    ha
    ha
    ha
     
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    also do funny pictures count as jokes?
    If so this thread will be spammed
     
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    yea m8 o_o
     
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    ironic.png
    does this count bc it came up on my tumblr dashboard?
     
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    *throws up*
     
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    You're welcome bby
     
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    Wanna hear a joke?
    my life
    The end
     
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