ERMEGERD NU. MY FUNDS ARE GOING LOW.
MY POPULATION IS VERY VERY LOW. I NEED MUR MONEH ON .ORG. TO FINALLY BUY MYSELF THE RAREST SPAWNER.... THE HOTSHOT SPAWNER.

(More explained version of... that)
So my brother HotshotTheNoobCrewz Just tried to hack into the mainframe for .org and steal unlimited monies. But...... Things failed. he tried to drink some coke during the process. He spilled it on the computer. He then commited suicide. So now, i need you to get fair monies. If you help us Hotshots will survive

P.S. He was a piece of cheese

 

I'm very confused.

 

It's a *cough* scam *cough* WAIT OMG STALKER I ONLY JUST MADE THIS

 

I'm a professional stalker

 

That's lovely..

 

I need monies to spawn more hotshots I am alone in the world 1 hotshot left D: At least give me secret service so I can stay alive ;-; please? PLEASE?

 

Well join the party...my species was wiped out many years ago... *flash back*

 

*Becomes a farmer* *Harvests potatoes* *goes to OCean* *soaks them in the ocean* I Helped increase your species

 

Buh..buh..buhh...they weren't bred from original OceanPotatoes...there fore...THEY'RE IMPOSTERS!!!

 

Huh okay. *shoots the ones I just breeded* So... I guess if either of us die our species go extinct. DUN DUN DUN

 

Wait You want moneh? Go to /warp cash , /warp 5050, /warp pumpkinsale, /warp oddprofit, /warp jumpkins, to buy pumpkins and sell them back at /warp shop and make some moneh

 

I have... i need 50k more until i can make the spawner

 

I DONATE 1 CENT :3

 

I will post a picture of the hotshot

 

I'd give you money but I have exactly 69k so I can't do anything about that.

 

Do you want $0.00?

 

I will donate 0.00000000000000000000000000001 for the Save the Hotshot foundation.

 

Amazing.