you will learn now that i just called you poop. bæ (Danish, Icelandic): translation, meaning - WordSense.eu
Please get your facts straight. BAE doesn't mean poop. BÆ does. +++ it's spelled "BE" not "BÆ" "æ" is very rarely used in Denmark.
On a related thing to calling people poop, yesterday I spammed my sister this on skype: Shuck = idiot Klunk = poo