My Island!

(Introduction on the thread)
Salut! I'm making this thread to hopefully get more people to visit it from the forums or even at all. Um...... Yeah hope you like my island (or the thread if it matters)


(Random` humor part of the thread)
Wow. Will you are one serious moron (hey!) Right anyway, here's his piece of sh** island! (DAMMIT I'M GOING TO FIRE YOU YOU SON OF A-) OK OK Fine. You have no sense of humor whatsoever.(I do! now get back on topic or I take all ya diamonz) Please no. Not the diamonds. NOT MY DIAMONDS PLEASE NO I'LL DO ANYTHING!! (Ok drive off a cliff) Wow. Just fricken wow. (ON TOPIC OR THE DIAMONDS ARE GONE) ;-; OK OK let's get this party-I mean thread started!




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Visit the Island! /warp HotTown on skyblock.org!

"This is the best Town I've been to on Skyblock.org!" -CheeeeeeeseyyyyyyyyyPizza
"'Doctor's Skyfood' is the best Food in town.... Literally!"-Some weird guy reading the news
"'Cheese. Cheeeeeeese. I WANT CHEEEEEEESE"- Cheese lover
"Shop's empty I'm going to gtfo"- H8r gonna h8

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Now come on will I'm sure they think this is bulls- (We're getting there) Great so we can start the actual thread now? =3 (Yes. Good attitude improvement. also, 1 dead bush died) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Angry mob pounds on window to start thread* Oh god we better get this show on the road :O

My island!​

WARP: /warp HotTown

DESCRIPTION OF ISLAND: Welcome to /warp HotTown! Here you will find our restaurant, Doctor's Skyfood! Also, visit our Town Hall where you spawn at the warp! Visit the Minister Of Defense's office or even the Mayor's Office and you may even see him(Elections every month) and don't forget the TARDIS Hotel which is to be CLOSED between June 30th- July 25th. And finally, don't forget to Msg a member(Anythinker_45, COOLGUY529, Dogs139, can2go, DeathEater2501, or me) what you think and donate items, money, anything if you feel generous enough! Also, look in our CoopTown to see what's new! Also, look in the GraveYard for the innocent dogs massacred and Turnip the Awesome Dog.


SCREENSHOTS OF MY ISLAND:


1. What the warp looks like:


2. The Graveyard.




3. The Hotel



4. Restraunt

5. Over View of the Island

 

Ima rate this creative.

 

Very... Blocky.
I like the second picture.

 

The grave?

 

Yeah, but not because its a grave, because it has some flowers.
Btw, since you have a sign saying "Tomb of the Unknown Dogs," did you have wolfs on your island that died, out of curiosity?

 

Yes Nanometer09 and WillS13576 killed all my dogs. The only surviving dog from all the attacks is Poppy.

 

Better story than Twilight

 

What is going on in the first part of your post...

 

I lieky

 

Something with the narrator being rude and obnoxious.