Ask him from what century he was born.

 

Ask him what has he seen to make his face like that.

 

offer a pineapple

 

Ask him why he has a derpy looking MC skin

 

I really don't know what else I would say xD

 

Ask her why she was in my room and point a shotgun at her

 

Pet it and wash it and give it food.

 

Say Hi and give cake and pie

 

tickles

 

Looks

 

tickles some more

 

Not quite sure if that's a city, or nah. But I like it.

 

If I was actually a dog, wag my tail give doggy kisses

 

Go stroke it.

 

give a eucalyptus tree

 

Throw it out the window and look.

 

say cheese!

 

Eat the cheese

 

Use kittY for kitty cannon

 

Give it a 64 Gigawat light bulb