The only reason why I am making such bad puns because all the good ones argon(are gone)

 

If silver surfer and Iron man teamed, they'd be ALLOYS! (allies)

 

How do you know when you're drowning in milk?

When it's pasteurised.

 

How does Moses make his tea


Wait for it



Hebrews it...

I'm terrible

 

No need to be nosy. *touches nose*

 

3cats walk into a bar. ouch

What's long and hard and filled with sea men? A submarine

What starts with f and ends in uck? Fire truck

I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf this thread alone...
What am I doing with my life...

 

Idk if this counts but... Here an awesome pic

 

I'm gonna start postin pics to make up for my puns.

 

Greenkid7777 none of your puns make sense

 

... you will understand when ur older

 

I thought about getting a shirt with that on it, saw one a few days ago.

 

A man sent 10 puns into a contest, hoping at least 1 would win. Unfortunately...

No pun in 10 did! (No pun intended, get it? xD I crack myself up haha dang I have a sad life :eh)

 

What kind of tree has the most bark
A dogwood

Time flys like a cheetah fruit flies like a banana.

... I need to stop before someone gets hurt

 

And another pic

 

It takes ten tickles to make a squid laugh. (Get it? Tentacles, Ten Tickles? XD)

 

I got a great one about paper...

nvm its TEARABLE

 

Hey do you need a ark? Because I Noah guy.

 

When a sheep dies, the farmer says "It's pasture time!"

 

male man is redundant