Imam post just cuz.

Don't know if anyone did this

Yo mama so fat, that when she sat on the iPod, she made the iPad

Lel that's terrible

 

Better than most of the ones here :eh

 

Ha! Yayaayayayayayayayayyayayay

Why DIDNT the chicken cross the road (this joke sucks but imma see what people think...)

 

cuz hes a nub


Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
T get to the same side

 

Okie da chickan didn't cross da road cuz he wus to chickan

Ha. Spelling errors are fun to make

If you didn't understand that,

The chicken didn't cross the road because he was too chicken

 

Yo mama so short, when she does drugs, she can't even get high!

 

Ha. Funny dat

 

Yo mama so fat, wen she seen cows chickens. her eyes want big as the moon.

-Jacksfilms ref. xDD

 

Ok I'll try
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test...by taking all the drugs!

 

Yo mama so fat you took her picture a few years ago and its still processing

 

Nice one

 

Yo mama so fat, it took 4000 years to build a statue of her

 

Oh my

 

Yo mama's so fat Achilles couldn't fight

 

Yo mama so fat, when she asked for a waterbed, they had to put a blanket over the ocean

 

Your mama's so stupid she thought that Facebook had not connection (similarly) to the internet.

 

Yo mama's so ugly when she got in the sand box cats cover her up

 

Your mamas so Dumb she die of salvation in a grocery shop.

 

Do you mean starvation? ._>

 

That's the one thanks, would of been spell Cheak.