You get 10 beacons on a creative single player world.

I wish everything in this world was free.

 

Every company in the world would go out of business so you would have to fend for yourselves to make basic life necessities.

I wish I was good at redstone :3

 

You have lessons from great redstone creators and create the best tnt cannon in the history of Minecraft. However, when out for a stroll a pig 'accidentally' steps on the pressure plate launching this tnt cannon and it just so happens to be directed exactly where you are walking. The cannon fires and you suffer a serious blow to the head, wiping all your memory of redstone, the lessons and how to use it. You go back to being a noob.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

You have a rotten cookie.

I wish I did not have an addiction to coffee.

 

You become extremely depressed and re-lapse into depression from withdrawal symptoms.

I wish I didn't have a rotten cookie.

 

You get a cookie covered in acid.

I wish I was rich.

 

You drown in money.

I wish I had a cookie not covered in acid.

 

All of the cookies in the world are covered in acid.

I wish I had a mansion

 

Your mansion is made of acid.

I wish I had a cookie generator.

 

you get a cookie generator that kills everything.

 

You broke the game. Make a wish

 

My string obsidian gen finally works ;-;

 

Your string obi gen takes over the world.

I wish my iPad wasn't borked.
(How I say broken.)

 

If it becomes fixed the battery will die and you can't use it ever again.


I wish I could fly.

 

You can't and you'll never be able to, so don't even metion it.
I wish I could do things with Kim Kardashian.

 

Kim Kardashian moves to Australia and changes her name to Julio Ricardo.

I wish I could have all the popcorn in the world.

 

You explode from eating so much popcorn.

I wish I was a good author.

 

Once you finish righting the book the ink explodes over all the pages

I wish I was a chick-fil-a worker.

 

The person operating the business goes psycho and stabs you brutally.

I wish my wrist wasn't sprained.

 

It becomes more broken and you can't move that arm (Hope that didn't hurt you somehow).

I wish I was a tall person.