I declare a pun battle. Choose any pun, make sure it's appropriate. The game goes amongst everyone that participates. I will start. Genre doesn't matter.

Hey AbruptBalloon1 I will minimize you and trap you into a balloon and send you to flying to the sun.

 

Oooh can I do chemistry puns? I'll be in my element.

 

I don't care what genre, just make the pun.

 

Oh I can think of one.
When Taylor Swift drinks a potion she gets very swift. ;P

 

Okay
pen23 threw sodium chloride at me!
That's a salt!

 

I don't get it. Explain please.

 

Sodium Chloride is table salt.
>.>
No-one likes these puns because they are boron.

 

I know what sodium chloride is, but what's funny about the pun period? Read my previous ones.

 

That's assault
A salt

>.>

I make chemistry puns periodically.

 

Lol that one was a funny pun.

 

I'd tell more chemistry puns but all the goods ones argon.

 

Wanna hear a joke about potassium?
K.
Wanna hear a joke about sodium?
Na.

 

Corn cob walks into a bar, leaves a-salted and charged with buttery.

 

I don't know where this argument arose. (Places a rose bush)

 

Do you have 11 protons, because you are Sodium fine.

 

119
AH : The element oh surprise.

 

So, were you made from the mixture of Sulfur, Oxygen, Carbon, Iodine, more Oxygen, Protactinium, and Thorium? Because you are such a SOCIOPaTh

 

My Jokes: If you can't curium (cure them) or helium (heal them) , you barium (bury them)

 

lol love that one