I'll buy 0.00000001% of it.

 

Well... Sean has spoken. XD Don't worry James, I'll work on him, see if I can get you some perks or something. Although... cleaning that place would keep you pretty busy.

Or maybe just like "I need the type of house you could hold a herd of elephants in for awhile."

Whooo! Wait... do we need rapper names?

 

me cleaning your windows from the outside looking in

 

You can be Shar'keeper

 

Oh gosh. XD What's yours?

That's going to leave smudges. Not fabulous enough for our house. No pie for you.

 

can i be butler XD

 

can i be butler XD

 

Uhm... I suppose we could probably use one of those. You can't live in our house though. Do you have skills?

 

I can cook, clean, i work hard, AND I look amazing in a suit XD

 

Ah.... that'll probably work out. We'll see what we can do.