OK, here are my ideas. One of the most annoying things are when people offer to buy or sell or enchant stuff in the chat. What I think it that there could be a way for these people to put up a sign in an area designated just for that.
Another thing could be instead of a message EVERY TIME someone votes maybe have a thing of who voted in the last 5 minutes or even in the last minute.

 

The idea of putting a sign in a designated area, when you are selling/buying stuff is really good. Maybe it could be designed so you can rent signs and pay grass(?) for it. And if it is possible donors, and/or people who pay more grass maybe could have coloured signs.

 

More cool stuff -> More plugins
More plugins -> Lag
Lag -> Crashes
Crashes -> Mad players
Mad players -> Less players
Less players -> Less donors
Less donors -> Less money
Less money -> No money
No money -> Starving
Starving -> Death

 

Mkay.... How about this one?
More plugins -> Lag
Lag -> Crashes
Crashes -> Mad players
Mad players -> Less players
Less players -> Less lag
Less lag -> Happy players
Happy players -> More Donors
More Donors -> More money
More money -> Better server
Better server -> More players
More players -> More Donors
More Donors -> Even more money

 

lag -> slow
slow -> sad devs
sad devs -> no devs
no dev -> no plugins
no plugins -> less players
less players -> less voters
less voter -> less attention
less attention -> less new players
less new players -> less new donors
less new donors -> less money
less money -> less player space
less player space -> lesss players
less players -> no server

 

Lag -> Slow
Slow -> Motivates Devs to make fast
Motivated devs -> Better plugins
Better plugins -> Better server
Better server -> More votes
More votes -> More attention
More attention -> More new players
More new players -> More new donors
More new donors -> More money
And maybe also
More money -> More devs
More devs -> Better plugins

 

you are just imposible today, lag will destroy the server, sorry brah

 

I know, I just tried to think positive

 

here is the hint for you with this lag thing:

 

I did never complain about lag, so...your argument is invalid. I'm sorry

 

you said that lag would help the server. that is what th cat meant.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Okay ^^
Also: Yey my 100th post!

 

I am soon at 1000.
your post will now self destruct beacuse I pwned you to badly.

 

No offense

 

snooze is closing in on 3.000 posts:
this is for spammer cough snooze.

 

We should probably stop now... It's getting a bit off-topic

 

you dont say?

 

Spamming in a thread called "Decreasing SPAM???"....nah, that's totally not off-topic.

 

I love death though. I die all the time.

 

I has more posts than ANY OF YOU MORTALS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!