Yolo

 

When I was little I went flying backwards off a swing into a deer statue and got a broken arm and concussion.





What kinda retard puts a statue behind a swing

 

I almost had my stomach split open while sledding...
A metal pole was sticking out of the ground. I had a foam sled. I only lived because of my jacket.

 

today my brother was driving me to taco bell and then we almost got T-boned.
Oh and once my great grandma dropped me down the stairs
and my mom dropped me on a curb
and my brother dropped me on the ground and I broke my collar bone
and then there were things that probably happened that I don't remember c:

 

i once ate food one day past its expiration date that was pretty scurry #Y()L()

 

A car came flying at my car. It missed us by about a foot or two and then went straight into a lake.

 

what

 

I rode a toy firetruck down the stairs when I was little, nuff said

 

I was on a school camp and there was a big branch like 20 meters up and we didn't want it falling on us so I climbed the tree to get it down. Then my "friends" started throwing sticks at me. Then the branch I was standing on broke. Luckily I was holding onto another, but I was still hanging 20 meters up in the air. And the worst part? My friends just stood there and laughed.

And another time I was riding my bike and was to far forward and I went over a big jump, accidentally did a flip, did another half a flip, and then landed on my back. The my bike fell on me.

 

I live in Australia, every day is like a near death moment.

 

IRL I nearly stopped breathing when I was little.
Also once I crossed the road and a car with a ton of speed was driving past and it nearly hit me >.>
I fell over on the road and there was a truck driving towards me on the right side and on the left there was a car.
Lastly my brother sneaked into the kitchen and scared me and at that time I was holdihg a knife (Because I was cutting up some carrots) and I threw the knife up when he scared me and the knife nearly stabbed me but luckily I moved away.

So yeah...

 

I fell out of dah twee wen I was a wittle kid and now I am an weeetard for real though when I was young I fell out of a tree and landed on our picnic table :3

 

When I crossed the road without looking and a car was coming, luckily it stopped in time.

 

While we're giving stories.

I've died.. Twice
My heart stopped beating while in hospital, the second time it stopped for something 3 minutes, it seemed so quick, like I don't remember it but when I woke up my mum was crying and said she thought she lost me, I was confused.

 

One time I was on a biking trip. And we were right by the highway so we were going downhill about to make a turn onto the bridge tht goes over the highway and I was going too fast so I slammed into it and was dangling over the highway with moving cars until someone pulled me back up.


Legit.

 

Did this happen recently?