Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
-Dr. Seuss

 

DELETE ALL YOUR POSTS, Half of them are pointless

 

Delete? I'm not a staff member you know. All I can do is report and edit.
What did you expect? Me be able to click a button and they all get deleted?
I'm not going to delete my posts on my profile if that's what you mean

 

He means the useless posts on THIS thread.

 

"If you find yourself going through hell- keep going"- Winston ChurchHill
"Oh my god Gravity didn't win the Oscar nominee of the year " -people who seriously wanted to see Gravity win the Oscars
"Don't mention The war!"-Basil Fawlty(John Cleese, Fawlty Towers)
"I hate creepers!" -creeper haters
"Time to die.. With a smoothie!"-Very very bad horror movie
"I'm taking a selfie at Nelson Mandela's and I don't give a s***!"-Obama taking a selfie at Nelson Mandela's funeral.
"Cow."- Twister(1999)

 

Honestly dude, this thread is for actual meaningful quotes. It is NOT funny to joke about suicide.

 

I wasn't joking

 

Well some of those I wouldn't classify as "Awesome," nor quotes. :/

 

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Einstein

 

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-Groucho Marx

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
-Groucho Marx