Jacob sloat
lol see that,copy and paste!lol
ima post a lot of copy and pastes i just love copy and pasting lol then ill introduce myself

Dude...seriously?
full time apple salesman
Male
the moon!




lol ok hi my name is jacob

 

those are literally copy and pastes XD

 

I am losing brain cells...before I die can someone put this in English?

 

"Jacob Sloat" is either a name, or Jacob's a dyslexic sloth.
"lol see that,copy and paste!lol" - Above sentence was copypasta'd from somewhere.

"Dude...seriously?" someone said something dumb, and Jacob decided to paste someone else's response to said dumb comment.
"full time apple salesman" someone Jacob either met or read about is a full-time Apple salesman (the poor guy, the stuff sells itself)
"Male" someone, somewhere is a male.
"the moon!" Jacob wants to go to the moon some time.

- All of this seems to be pasted from Jacob's own profile. So he's a full-time Apple salesman from the moon. Impressive. I guess even astronauts need a new Mac now and then.

You're welcome.

 

thank you for helping him out,but it goes like this:
dude...seriously you got that one right
jacob sloat you got right
full time apple salesman is me and yes i can breath in space
from the moon is me of course i was raised by aliens XD
male is me

oh and btw like artificiality said,You're welcome

 

Luckily we have Artificialities sleuthing skills to guide us

 

flyingjacob13 why is this rude?

 

You literally insulted me in my thread

 

How?

 

Ok I was a little harsh sorry about that this is off topic but you said two of my posts are dumb with no expkaination

 

So you rated my post rude for no reason? I'm sure I had reason to rate your posts dumb, I don't do things like that for no reason

 

Then give me an ecplanaition

 

thank god! I almost died.

 

I honestly don't even remember what I rated dumb, in the meantime you shouldn't be rating my posts dumb like the one in Larry's feedback request

 

Alright you shut me up LOL

 

Story of my life.

 

[during the deposition]
Sy: Mr. Saverin, have you ever done anything that might be considered legitimate grounds for termination?
Eduardo Saverin: No.
Sy: You never did anything to embarrass the company or even seriously jeopardize it?
Eduardo Saverin: No.
Sy: No?
Eduardo Saverin: No.
Sy: You were accused of animal cruelty.
Eduardo Saverin: Wait.
Sy: You weren't?
Eduardo Saverin: Thi...this is not happening.


Eduardo Saverin: I'd gotten into the Phoenix. I'd been accepted and as part of my initiation I had to, for one week, carry with me at all times and take care of a chicken.


Eduardo Saverin: I did not torture the chicken. I don't torture chickens. Are you crazy?
Sy: No and settle down please. I have here an article from The Crimson...


Eduardo Saverin: I was having dinner in Kirkland Dining Hall with Mark and I had the chicken with me because I had to have the chicken with me at all times. This was college.


Eduardo Saverin: And the dining hall was serving chicken for dinner so I...and I had to feed my chicken. So I...what...I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken. Someone must have seen me because the next thing I knew I was being accused of forced cannibalism. I didn't know you couldn't do that. I dealt with a various animal rights groups, I dealt with the Associate Dean of the college. This was all resolved.

 

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