Guy 1: /msg Mod I frm plnt mincrft, op me pls
Me: /facedesk

 

Wow Haha

 

random guy: CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME DONOR OR EVEN STAFF
me: please do not use caps and you have to trade a lot of rare items for donor
random guy: ok 1 grass
me: 1 grass is nothing really
random guy: BUT YOU CANT GET IT IN SURVIVAL
me: you can get it in vote and trade
random guy: THIS IS REAL BULLSHIT
random guy: f*** YOU ALL
me: please calm down before I get a staff here
random guy: I'M MAD f*** OFF
me: just because your mad does not mean you have to act like that
random guy: I WANT DONOR WHY DO YOU THINK I AM MAD
me: just because you didn't/wont get it does not mean you have to be immature about it....
random guy: *rage quits*



yes this really did happen about 1 week ago on hellblock.net and my way of doing it is to just stay calm.

 

On Roblox... I am a co-owner of a group with +22K members... this is what I see at least once an hour:
"Can I plz be an admin? Plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz."
or
"Hey, im am level (Insert number between 10 and 200, or any level that takes less than 3 days to get) so give me my admin!"
or
"Im the owners friend, admin me!" (He accepts all friend requests.)


We all need a way to teach people the rules for EVERYTHING these days, people just hit "I accept the Terms and Conditions" without reading it.

 

Well duh, most people hit 'I accept the Terms and Conditions' without reading, it's obvious :3

 

In December this happened on .org

Player: Cn some1 help me
Me: What do you need help with
*silence for 10 minutes*
Player: I need wud
Me: I can get some wood for you
*I give the player wood*
Me: need help with anything else
Player: Yes
Me: What with
*silence for 1 hour(or something like that)*
Player logs off

 

[

 

Me: *Just standing in corner, half afk*
Random Player: *Goes right infront of me* "ur hawt."
Me: "..."
Random Player: "hey coco ur hot"
Me: "This is a game. It's a character skin. How is that hot? -.-"
Random Player: "wnt to be my gf? how old r u?"
Me: "Orrr you could get a girlfriend in real life."
Random Player: *Starts shifting on me*
Me: */home /facenuke*

 

Me: /pet Horse, sets up horse to look BA
Random Girl: Jumps around
Me: ...
Random Girl: Starts shifting like crazy
Me: Rides on horse to other side of spawn
Random Girl: Follows
Me: "Stop following me noob!"
Random Girl: Ignores, continues Shifting
Me: /home

-___-

 

"/m zambana help
/m zamibana help
/m zam help
/m zambana help"

"/m player what do you need?"

*complete silence for 15 minutes.*

 

Looking rich is not always good...

Person: "can i haz ur armor"
Me: "No"
Person: "plz"
Me: "No"
Person: "ill give an xbox 360" (Lying)
Me: "&4NO!" /ignore person



Person 2: "Can i have diamonds?"
Me: "No"
Person 2: "Can i have emeralds?"
Me: "No"


Person 3: (Msg) Want to buy a diamond pickaxe for 2 diamonds?
Me: (Msg) "They are worth 3-5 grass "
Person 3: (Msg) "Shut up"
Me: (Msg) "They are not worth 2 diamonds"
Person 3: (Msg) "SHUT THE ---- UP!"
Me: ...
-2 Minutes Later-
Person 3: (Msg) Want to buy a diamond pickaxe for 2 diamonds?
Me: (Msg) "-_-" /ignore Person 3

 

player: MOD HALPPP!!!!11!!
Me: What do you need?
Player: HAAALPP
Me: With what?
Player: I NEED HALP!!11!!
Me: *tps*
Player: can you give me diamonds?
Me: -_-

 

Me: Selling ten god items for only 5 grass!
Person: I'll buy it!
Me: Meet me in room 6 at /warp skybase.

Meanwhile at /warp skybase..

Me: Grass first, please.
(Person puts 5 dirt in the chest)
Me: *quietly waiting for the grass*
(Person opens and closes chest)
Person: Take it!!!
Me: That's dirt... Dirt trade is illegal.
Person: It's grass!
Me: Dirt-
Person: SAME F***ING THING!!!
Me: Do you have gr-
Person: Take it or I'll ban you!
Me: You can't-
Person: TAKE IT AND GIVE ME THE GOD ITEMS!
Me: (/ignore Person)

 

Omg
Me: hey I'm gonna be afk for 5 minutes
Me:Comes back
The guy: *msgs me* hey can you god enchant my stuff?
Me:No sorry you have to be a 100 donor for that.
The guy: oh.
*2 minutes more*
The guy: *msgs me again* hey can you plz god enchant my stuff for me ??
Me: Sir as I said I can't god enchant for you I'm not a 100 donor.
The guy: are you serious ? No ? Don't msg me this shiz I'm not asking you! Bye !
*logs out*
Me: what just happened? .-.

 

Hahahah Wow... Sorry It didn't give me Notifications

 

Me: Brb guys getting some water
Player: Help me
*waits 2 seconds*
Player: Mod help me
*waits one second*
Player: You are the worst ymod ever i hate you.
Me: Sorry what was that? I was getting a drink. What's wrong?
Player: Oh sorry.

 

Another one !
My Friend: Don't you hate it when random people invite you into their coop?
Me: yeah I know right like stop inviting us ! You know I'm not gonna accept
Person:*invites me* /coop invite shiningnova06
Me:*rages* ugh! *accidentally accepts* D: NOOOOOOO! *rage quits*